A 1975 Chevy Nova, a 1992 BMW 325i convertible, a 2006 Dodge Viper, and a 2022 Chevy Corvette Stingray will hit the eBay auction block on November 5. Each one starts at six dollars. All four are being marketed as part of something called the Most Wanted Collection, billed as rides “inspired by some of gaming culture’s most recognizable cars.”

There’s just one problem. None of these four cars have played any memorable role in video game history.

eBay Motors is debuting the collection at SEMA, the annual aftermarket parts carnival in Las Vegas. The cars were sourced from eBay listings, then modified using parts bought through the platform. It’s a tidy marketing loop, and the charity angle is real: 100 percent of auction proceeds go to the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Research Foundation.

The lineup carries flashy nicknames. The Nova is “The Hot Pink Hi-riser.” The BMW is “The Classic Getaway.” The Viper gets tagged “The Street Icon,” and the Corvette becomes “The South Beach Supercar.” Sung Kang of Fast and Furious fame and content creator Hertrech “Hert” Eugene Jr. will co-host the auction and narrate each car’s story.

Nobody is going to confuse a pink-wrapped ’75 Nova with anything from Gran Turismo’s garage. The 325i convertible is a fine driver’s car, maybe one of the best BMWs ever made on a per-dollar basis, but it wasn’t exactly the star of Need for Speed. The Viper has some legitimate digital cred from various racing titles over the years, but calling the 2006 SRT-10 “gaming-inspired” is a stretch even by SEMA standards. And while the C8 Corvette shows up in Forza, so does practically every car with four wheels and a pulse.

The charitable cause makes it easy to shrug off the loose branding. Six-dollar starting bids on a C8 Corvette and a Viper will generate plenty of attention regardless of whatever narrative eBay wraps around them. The real draw here isn’t nostalgia for a pixelated car you drove at two in the morning. It’s the chance to grab a modified sports car at auction while writing the whole thing off as philanthropy.

eBay’s play is transparent. The company wants to remind enthusiasts that its marketplace remains a viable source for both project cars and hard-to-find parts. Building all four vehicles from eBay-sourced components and donor cars is the real pitch, dressed up in a gaming costume that doesn’t quite fit.

SEMA has always been a place where marketing ambition outruns logic. Cars get wrapped in themes that have nothing to do with how they’ll be driven or who’ll buy them. The Most Wanted Collection slots neatly into that tradition. The cars themselves are solid, the cause is legitimate, and the starting price is hard to argue with.

Whether anyone actually associates a hot pink 1975 Nova with their Xbox is another question entirely. Bidding opens November 5, and the market will sort out what these four cars are really worth, gaming pedigree or not.